Valentine's Day Gift Guide
No matter how you look at it, Valentine's Day is a bitch...except when there's a deep-rooted mutual love, admiration and respect of craft beer.
Whether you're buying for family, friends, fuck buddies or foes, we're taking the guesswork out of your V-Day with our first ever gift guide.
The hoodie and t-shirt combo, a Valentine's Day gift:
A. For the consciously coupled couple who find pants restricting.
B. For the consciously coupled couple who don't have legs.
The No Preggo patch, a Valentine's Day gift:
A. For someone who loves learning about and subsequently explaining European beer laws.
B. For your Tinder-obsessed friend who is starting to worry you.
Tube socks, a Valentine's Day gift:
A. Because your feet are always cold and you rubbing them on me makes me cold.
B. Because watching the latest episode of NCIS on the couch > sex.
A dog collar, a Valentine's Day gift:
A. For the four-legged friend who loves you unconditionally.
B. To show your significant other that you're into that kind of thing.
The Gonzo-Spangled Banner, a Valentine's Day gift:
A. So your significant other can pledge their allegiance to the People's Republic of Flying Dog.
B. To prevent grass stains when you get down and dirty behind that big oak tree in the park.