Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls (21 years or older), have yourself a Merry Firkin Christmas at Flying Dog's Freak Show December 10 at the brewery.

We'll have jugglers, magicians, fire dancers, sword swallowers, fire breathing, and more for a freak show that puts your in-law's 20-person dinner table to shame. It's the kind of party meant for those consistently shunned to the kids' table.

DJ Two Teks will be spinning in the interludes. Along with 12 beers on tap, we'll have 3 cask-conditioned ales on the bar and beer engine.

Tickets are $30. They're sure to sell out fast, so get yours as soon as humanly possible. (The rest of your holiday shopping can wait.)