Your Summer Sessions Questions, Anticipated and Answered
We want you to come to the brewery, drink good beer, catch an amazing live show and have a life-changing experience. With all that in mind, we anticipated your questions and have provided you with our best answers.
Q. I've got lots of chores I have to get done before I am allowed to play. What is the timeline for Saturday?
A. We feel your pain, that lawn will not mow itself no matter how much we will it. With that in mind, here is schedule of events:
Q. I get hangry. If I clean out my cooler from the last Nascar race, can I pack some leftovers for the show?
A. Eating is also one of our four favorite things to do along with drinking, breathing and that one other thing that is none of your damned business. That being said, outside food or drink is not permitted with the sole exception of unopened bottled water. We took the liberty of inviting our food truck friends to the party to keep us all fat and happy including:
Q. I heard the tasting room isn't open during the show. What beer will be available outside?
A. Someone has been doing their homework. We will have draft, cans and firkins available, but no Double Dog. We need you to make it through the entire show.
- Draft: Dead Rise OLD BAY Summer Ale, Goseface Killah Dry-Hopped Gose, Cucumber Rosemary Grisette, Raging Bitch Belgian-Style IPA, Doggie Style Pale Ale, Fever Dream Mango Habanero IPA, Sawbones Ginger Table Beer, Heat Series Ancho Lime Paradise Lager.
- Cans: Easy IPA, Bloodline Blood Orange Ale, Snake Dog IPA, Numero Uno Agave Cerveza
- Firkins: Brewhouse Rarities Hibiscus Grapefruit Radler, Bloodline Blood Orange Ale with cocoa and vanilla
Q. I know that smoking is not normally allowed at the brewery. Are you making an exception for this event?
A. To preserve the quality of your sensory experience, the event is smoke-free and there is no re-entry once you’re inside of our magical gates. Stock up on the Nicorette accordingly.
Q. My dog loves the Femmes even more than I do, will she be allowed into the show?
A. Furry friends, even if you bought them a ticket, cannot enter. We are at maximum capacity and the only dog we want you to worry about is the one in your hand.
A. Since we couldn’t book Jimmy Buffet, we ask that you leave the blankets, chairs and umbrellas at home. If this breaks your heart, make plans to stay in with a margarita and your “Boats Beaches Bars and Ballads” CD box set like our social media guy is doing this Friday night.